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“What he really wants for Father’s Day is to have my boxes stop; Amazon, Kohl’s, Costco, Walmart, Target…”
“A Month of Easy Suppers. Quick 20 Minute Meals. Shortcut Dinners. Easier To Dine Out Than Cook All This.”
“Canada and the rest of the G7 were miffed. Before booking that cruise – let’s see who else gets irked.”
“You’re relaxing with a book – Leaving me to deal with the endless tweeting and aggravation.”
“For all the road comics who will never get their own sitcom; You got two chances and squandered it all with one racist tweet. Whelp, I’ll be in Cleveland on Friday, Detroit on Saturday…”
“Forget the summer of me. My adult kids still think it’s about them.”
“Our hotel resort fee better include pool water testing.”
“The way things are going, National Wine Day should be National Wine Year.”
“When your Alexa is keeping up with the Joneses’ Alexa.”
“The summit is cancelled. But I didn’t see any official letter about our Korean BBQ pot-luck.”
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