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“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“I’m putting this back. We’re in New Jersey, and this is imported from Massachusetts.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“I’ve been trying to spend money all day, but everything’s sold out.”
“I keep buying cordless vacuums that don’t work. There, I’ve said it.”
“This is a monthly subscription box. If you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“When your cousin in Cleveland sends you Florida oranges in Florida.”
“You just ordered five electric blankets when we’ve got two in the closet.”
“After nine long months, introducing our new baby: 319 lbs. 4 oz. 70 inches. Our hearts are full.”
