March 24, 2024 Do Tell “I have tons more pictures of my dog than my family. Why? Because Otto is a good listener.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
October 13, 2023 Food for Thought “Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
August 4, 2023 Meat over Matter “They’re on this whole pet parents’ kick. We’re not dogs; we’re fur babies. I’m like, whatever, share the burgers.”
July 13, 2023 Canine Teeth “Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
September 30, 2022 Aggressive Breed “Phyllis, did you just state the cat ordered my Halloween costume?”
September 14, 2022 Pet Plan “No, you can’t. Even with pet insurance, they still get to pick the vet.”