November 11, 2026 Hot Stuff “It’s soup season. That means every recipe I make goes straight to social media. Nobody eats it, so I might as well.”
November 9, 2026 Sit, Stay “It wasn’t just the barking; It was Chippy’s inability to understand basic commands and national politics.”
November 4, 2026 That’s Why “We the people who buy groceries. We the people who buy gas. We the people who vote. Hallelujah!”
November 1, 2026 GetOutTheVote “As past presidents of the HOA, the PTA, and the bowling league… If you don’t vote, don’t complain.”
October 21, 2026 Halloween Spirits “This is a candy corn martini. You know, for people who think they hate candy corn.”
September 27, 2026 Overheard on a Walk “I hate when the kids go back to school. No crumbs on the floor until after 3:30 PM.”
September 20, 2026 Fashion or Trashion “Just because you wore wide-leg jeans in the’70s doesn’t mean it still works in your 60s.”
September 8, 2026 Orange is the new Schlock “Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
September 1, 2026 Fashion Tips “Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”
