June 15, 2026 Drought Intolerant “I’ve got cottage cheese thighs and a lawn that looks like shredded wheat. That’s how I am.”
June 10, 2026 Fitness & Health “Every day I have an exercise goal. Today, it’s walking to the bakery to buy Dot Cakes.”
June 6, 2026 Daily Planets “Today’s horoscope says you’re not interested in money or materialism. My horoscope says the more you buy, the more you save. We’re aligned with the universe.”
June 3, 2026 Shine On “Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
May 26, 2026 Grilling Season “Where are the pickles? What time did you put the chicken on? Why didn’t you buy Hawaiian rolls? Who’s bringing seltzer?”
May 13, 2026 Green Thumbs Down “My annual habit of overspending on plants I will improperly water and care for.”
May 11, 2026 Gram Talks Grams “I try to stay busy. My whole day is spent deciding if I’ve had enough or too little protein.”
May 9, 2026 Mother’s Day 2026 “Best Mom Ever mugs, check. Pastel loungewear, check. Stress from adult kids, check.”
