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“Back in my day, we had to get up early to get the worm. Now, there are feeders everywhere… So, why bother?”
“Go ahead, stare into space like I’m not even here.”
“Sorry, Rocky, it’s 2:15, and no, I don’t carry money or almonds.”
“When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”
“Come on, Sheila – it’s so much easier to order five pizzas.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”
“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“I’m tired of their constant clucking with no solutions. That’s my beef. OMG – I said the ‘B’ word.”
