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“I’ve got cottage cheese thighs and a lawn that looks like shredded wheat. That’s how I am.”
“Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
“A penguin in a two-piece swimsuit in Antarctica. Hmmm, am I getting warmer?”
“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
“When Maxine learned lipstick has a melting point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit, she finally believed in the global climate crisis.”
“Ordered back to the office full-time. Who knew my boss, Phyllis, was in cahoots with Big Oil.”
“Fashion Pollution is real; Buy less, shop your closet, but if you want to swap handbags, forget it.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
