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“As past presidents of the HOA, the PTA, and the bowling league… If you don’t vote, don’t complain.”
“Just because you wore wide-leg jeans in the’70s doesn’t mean it still works in your 60s.”
“Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”
“I’ve got cottage cheese thighs and a lawn that looks like shredded wheat. That’s how I am.”
“Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
“Best Mom Ever mugs, check. Pastel loungewear, check. Stress from adult kids, check.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“I’m walking, I’m hydrating, and I’m shedding emotional baggage. You?”
“Bunny Silverman takes to TikTok to launch her Over60 Basket business; You get a scratch ticket, magnifying glass, bottle of Rosé , and two petite prunes.”
“Never mind! I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
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