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“Does getting up a few times a night to tinkle count towards my daily 10,000 steps?”
“At this age, I don’t care about fashion trends, social crap, and having to explain myself… But where we go to lunch matters.”
“Brenda reviews Tired Old Butt Bubble Bath, only to learn it makes a better window & mirror cleaner.”
“Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
“How do I know she’s eavesdropping? I can smell the hazelnut, Doris.”
“Brace yourself, we’re wearing white after Labor Day.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
