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“It wasn’t just the barking; It was Chippy’s inability to understand basic commands and national politics.”
“We the people who buy groceries. We the people who buy gas. We the people who vote. Hallelujah!”
“I’d offer you a cookie, but lately they’re too dang expensive. How about a crash course in civics?”
“Remember when having a toaster oven in a dorm room violated campus policy? Just sayin'”
“We’ve given the kids enough! If we win the billion, we’re going on a cruise and buying a politician.”
“In the era of anxious. In the sea of despair-Ta da! The Golden Globe nominations.”
“Frosty the Snowman who believed in science.”
