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“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“I know you’re down the hall, but I suddenly felt nostalgic for our old Zoom calls.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there, E-I-E-I-O. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
“Would you please tell your father it’s not a DIY project if he’s involving me?”
