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“I try to stay busy. My whole day is spent deciding if I’ve had enough or too little protein.”
“Protein, protein, and more protein. Where’s the crackers?”
“Forget finding a nice guy, I’m trying to find a good Primary Care doctor.”
“They’re phasing out mandates for kids’ vaccinations… But, we’re still required to get our rabies.”
“Look, I’m just doing my part to help lower your cholesterol.”
“Ask your doctor if that donut is right for you.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“No chips, ice cream, and no glass of beer to cry in because salmon and salad is your new reality.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
