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“Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
“The hottest day on earth just happened. So I made some iced tea.”
“For crying out loud, eat the donut. Our PCP appointments aren’t until a year from now.”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
“Cancel the wellness check; she posted her Wordle score!”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
