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“I know we’re in the backyard, but I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“The groundhog phones it in… Six more weeks in Aruba.”
“If you’re never going to take me to Europe, then I want a bidet!”
“I know we’re in the backyard. But I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“You can’t get a reservation at a feeder! First, it was the squirrels, and now it’s the bears.”
“Keep cheering the Mars rover landing… Because when this is over, we’re getting the hell out of here.”
