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“Sheila’s cereal taste test podcast blows up on YouTube. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“I’m a very caring person. I always nudge you in Words with Friends.”
“Nobody knew about Mona’s three grown children. But they were well aware of the three hundred dog posts.”
“I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app gambling away your inheritance.”
“It’s good meeting up to walk and talk in person.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“Your cousin just texted from the space station. Can you go unplug his toaster oven?”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Ugh, I’m over it. Instead of texting Happy New Year, let’s throw our phones out the window.”
“My daughter has over two million followers on TikTok. Her brother is just a doctor.”
