June 5, 2025 Iced Cawfee Tawk “It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
November 12, 2024 Optics “They’re oversized frames to help me see better. Right now, I see you’re not listening to a word I’m saying.”
September 18, 2024 Hard to Fold “I’ll tell you why. Fitted sheets have stretchy, rounded edges… just like me.”
July 15, 2024 Lippy Dippy “It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
