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“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“Cheers to International Women’s Day…. because tomorrow it’s back to the same old baloney.”
“Pick up your dirty clothes; I’m turning the shower into a spa.”
“Excuse me, we’re not ladies who lunch. We’re Renaissance Women.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
“Fiddlesticks! Dagnabbit! Tarnation! I’m trying out alternate cuss words.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“I woke up, took a walk, then tossed every plastic container I ever thought I needed.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
