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“I just got a badge for hitting 10,000 steps. Now I’m going to Uber home.”
“We would never ask anyone to leave. We require them to stay and hear the cook’s views on; politics, trade, immigration, and the media.”
“Because some days you’re perfectly fine with resting bitch face.”
“My beach bag is a wine tote. My sandals are bottle openers. My sun hat has solar & psychic powers.”
“The airline gave us someone else’s luggage. Hope those centers have a better system for reuniting immigrant parents with their own children.”
“US is pulling out of that UN Human Rights Council. They’re running things like an exclusive golf course; wealthy in charge, no public access.”
“They’re separating children from parents, and not separating church from state. Zero – tolerance must mean no patience for humanity.”
“Thanks for the Father’s Day gifts. You can never have enough potty putters or singing trouts.”
“If the Clean Water Rule is repealed – it’s a gift for corporate polluters. Glad we don’t live in a stream, river or ocean – because then we’d really be in trouble.”
“That May container garden seemed like a good idea, until Florence remembered she wanted to go away in August.”
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