May 23, 2018 Standing Order “New NFL policy, players on the field must stand for National Anthem. How about all Washington politicians must stand-up for our democracy.”
May 22, 2018 Can’t Bear It “This administration wants to lift the ban on bear baiting for hunters. Bacon should be used to lure voters to the polls, not ambush us in our dens.”
May 22, 2018 Bye,Bye Birdie “Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”
May 21, 2018 Bet The Farm “When your container tomatoes, self watering planters, organic soil, and water bill add up to a plane ticket.”
May 15, 2018 Tech Age “There’s no diversity or older workers in tech… And by older we mean over fifty.”
May 10, 2018 Twitter Jitters “Another tweet storm about a company, another hit to our 401k. The tax cut gain is now a retirement loss. #Bad #Mad #Sad.”
May 10, 2018 Mom’s The Word “Your kids don’t call enough – My kids call constantly to complain. Here’s to a drama free Mother’s Day.”
