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“Sylvia launches a Cottage Cheese Podcast with over 28 lactose-loving downloads in the first week.”
“Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
“It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
“Coffee, phone, flip-flops… I told you I’m an uncomplicated person.”
“A hundred and thirty-five bucks later, y’all better grow!”
“Who needs to go into space? Here, we’ve got 25 pickleball courts!”
“Look, I’m just doing my part to help lower your cholesterol.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“This year I’m only doing plastic eggs, and those marshmallow things that look like you.”
“Promoting flakes and flax as an ill-informed know-it-all, Sheila aspires to be a full-time cold cereal influencer.”
