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“Quit reading on a backlit device emitting blue light, or I’m gonna throw my book at it.”
“I’m walking with hot coffee, my phone, and ill-fitting shoes, so keep your habitual complaining to yourself.”
“Nice job on the couch. Time to move on to the Loveseat.”
“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“We’re aging in place right now at this kitchen counter.”
“Drop it. Drop it. Remember, I’m an aggressive chewer.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
“This waterbottle comes with an app. You’re going to need three restroom stops on this walk.”
“How do I know she’s eavesdropping? I can smell the hazelnut, Doris.”
“They’re phasing out mandates for kids’ vaccinations… But, we’re still required to get our rabies.”
