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“Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
“They made everyone come back to the office, but everyone’s on vacation. I think I’ll go home and throw in a few loads of laundry.”
“This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
‘Francine mails out cards stating she’s not sending any more cards.”
“The virtual reality series, World Hydrants, took their minds off the fireworks.”
“Sylvia launches a Cottage Cheese Podcast with over 28 lactose-loving downloads in the first week.”
“Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
“It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
“Coffee, phone, flip-flops… I told you I’m an uncomplicated person.”
“A hundred and thirty-five bucks later, y’all better grow!”
