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“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“We’re aging in place right now at this kitchen counter.”
“Drop it. Drop it. Remember, I’m an aggressive chewer.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
“This waterbottle comes with an app. You’re going to need three restroom stops on this walk.”
“How do I know she’s eavesdropping? I can smell the hazelnut, Doris.”
“They’re phasing out mandates for kids’ vaccinations… But, we’re still required to get our rabies.”
“Brace yourself, we’re wearing white after Labor Day.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
