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“This waterbottle comes with an app. You’re going to need three restroom stops on this walk.”
“How do I know she’s eavesdropping? I can smell the hazelnut, Doris.”
“They’re phasing out mandates for kids’ vaccinations… But, we’re still required to get our rabies.”
“Brace yourself, we’re wearing white after Labor Day.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
“They made everyone come back to the office, but everyone’s on vacation. I think I’ll go home and throw in a few loads of laundry.”
“This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
‘Francine mails out cards stating she’s not sending any more cards.”
