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“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”
“What’s National Coffee Day without a little crumb cake, or a cookie or two? Asking for a friend.”
“Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
“Quit reading on a backlit device emitting blue light, or I’m gonna throw my book at it.”
“I’m walking with hot coffee, my phone, and ill-fitting shoes, so keep your habitual complaining to yourself.”
“Nice job on the couch. Time to move on to the Loveseat.”
“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“We’re aging in place right now at this kitchen counter.”
“Drop it. Drop it. Remember, I’m an aggressive chewer.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
