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“Does getting up a few times a night to tinkle count towards my daily 10,000 steps?”
“Forget finding a nice guy, I’m trying to find a good Primary Care doctor.”
“Don’t forget to turn your clocks and donuts back one hour.”
“When your kids and all the neighborhood kids are all grown and gone, make sure you have candy corn martinis for self-care.”
“We’re running late. Someone cast a spell on our car battery.”
“At this age, I don’t care about fashion trends, social crap, and having to explain myself… But where we go to lunch matters.”
“Listen, LaBoobie, you’re not borrowing my slippers for your costume.”
“Brenda reviews Tired Old Butt Bubble Bath, only to learn it makes a better window & mirror cleaner.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Penny’s pumpkin porch display was so elaborate that visitors had to meet her in the garage.”
