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“OK, Kiki – Whether you did it or not, you’re going to be blamed for it.”
“My 2026 plan: Less phone time, eat more blueberries, and learn Mahjong. Not necessarily in that order.”
“Everything’s weird. Let’s toast to that.”
“I like to give it a few days before tossing all the holiday cookies and candy. You know, as a courtesy.”
“The day Frieda discovered her life’s work: Air Fry Fails on TikTok.
“When your cousin in Cleveland sends you Florida oranges in Florida.”
“When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”
“My new ergonomic desk was a holiday bargain. Standing and shopping is so much better for my health.”
“Come on, Sheila – it’s so much easier to order five pizzas.”
“I told everyone not to call me because today is my Me Day. Everyone knows not to bother me on my Me Day. Hello?”
