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“If you insist on watching the news, you must get the ice cream and chips and make two double high-balls.”
“Ask your doctor if that donut is right for you.”
“Never mind, I gifted myself. Oh, and good luck with that personality!”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from kale.”
“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“When your Cleveland cousin sends you Florida oranges in Florida.’
“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“Who has time for the plow guy? I’ve got to get to pickleball!”
“Same New Year’s resolutions as last year: eat better, sleep better, and minimize clutter by throwing out all the leftover holiday cake and cookies.”
