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“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“When your Cleveland cousin sends you Florida oranges in Florida.’
“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“Who has time for the plow guy? I’ve got to get to pickleball!”
“Same New Year’s resolutions as last year: eat better, sleep better, and minimize clutter by throwing out all the leftover holiday cake and cookies.”
“It’s a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I threw all their gifts into one box and slapped a bow on it. Done! “
“I’ll only do a holiday cookie swap if there’s a Slice & Bake Bouncer by the door.”
“After 40 years of thankless holidays, our presence is your present. You’re welcome!”
“It’s slow cooker season. From now until April, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot. Any questions?”
