Losing Patients

“These hospital price lists are big spreadsheets filled with confusing codes, jumbled jargon, and creating major headaches. Which by the way, are listed at $32,457.99”

Overheard in 3rd Period

“From Mr. Quackenbush’s seventh grade Social Studies class: ‘It’s always good to have an understanding of how government works – before shutting it down. Questions?” 

Wall Of Pain

“This nasty headache, daily nausea & erratic blood pressure may last months, years or whenever the hell he decides to reopen our government.”