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“Valentine’s Special; You-Never-Help-Around-The-House Salad, Little-Appreciation-Appetizers, Micromanage-Me-Meatballs, and Your Family-Drives-Me-Nutella for dessert.
“Hula-hoops, toga parties, streaking, and now everyone’s running for president. These fads come and go.”
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: Three electric brooms, two upright vacuums , and one hundred lint rollers later.”
“Executive Time is; TV time, Tweet time, Hyperbole time.”
“Groundhog predicts six more weeks of tweets, casting a long shadow.”
“Polar Vortex Tiny Home, sled dogs and pool table included.”
“Another day, another billionaire ego trip. I’d vote Ovaltine over that Starbuck’s guy for president.”
“A woman’s job is never done. 56 years after the Equal Pay Act, we’re still in need of the Paycheck Fairness Act.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“No pay, no services, flights halted… The party of NO tweets on.”
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