Skip to content
“Shutting down the government, and now declaring a National Emergency for border wall billions. What in the Sam Hill is going on? We’ll hold. ”
“They may have scrapped NYC- but our condo always feels like Amazon headquarters.”
“Phyllis always bought her own Valentines, her own candy, and her own bouquets. This year she finally bought out her spouse.”
“Valentine’s Special; You-Never-Help-Around-The-House Salad, Little-Appreciation-Appetizers, Micromanage-Me-Meatballs, and Your Family-Drives-Me-Nutella for dessert.
“Hula-hoops, toga parties, streaking, and now everyone’s running for president. These fads come and go.”
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: Three electric brooms, two upright vacuums , and one hundred lint rollers later.”
“Executive Time is; TV time, Tweet time, Hyperbole time.”
“Groundhog predicts six more weeks of tweets, casting a long shadow.”
“Polar Vortex Tiny Home, sled dogs and pool table included.”
“Another day, another billionaire ego trip. I’d vote Ovaltine over that Starbuck’s guy for president.”
Posts navigation
