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“For older women everywhere, let us just say – Nancy Pelosi, you totally got this.”
“He wants a good old fashioned wall. Like the one from 1644 protecting the empire from raiding invaders.”
“GoFundMe raises millions for that border wall. Next up, a national bake-sale to fix the infrastructure.”
“Stock market is tanking, looming government shut-down. All isn’t calm – all isn’t too bright either.”
“Irked by the daily load of chaotic drama & distraction, Aunt Helen dons her own Nancy Pelosi statement coat.”
“It wouldn’t kill you to use a Swiffer on my shelf.”
“Shutting down the government for border security? Guess it’s his way or the deteriorating highway.”
“Get me a shot of Fireball, those Year on Facebook videos are back.
“When your cubemate also declines the chief of staff job.”
“Claims Department, can I help? Sorry, False Statement headquarters is in Washington. Hope someone can help us all.”
