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“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“I’ve created an indoor garden of peace and tranquility. So, shut up and stop aggravating me.”
“If you don’t have proper eye protection for the path of totality, you might as well go change the snow tires.”
“Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
“When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
“Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
“I have tons more pictures of my dog than my family. Why? Because Otto is a good listener.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test podcast blows up on YouTube. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
