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“The office holiday party is now cancelled because of #MeToo. Instead, we’ll all see an inappropriate bonus in our paycheck.”
“The elves want to unionize. Rudolph joined PETA… and Nick can’t deal with these #$@+%*! video surveillance systems.”
“I don’t know them (Holiday Card list) well.”
“Sheila painstakingly baked her five dozen with quality ingredients… Only to return with generic slice & bake.”
“This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
“Today I’m shopping… I mean working from home.”
“They moved the finish line from a park to a processing plant. At the light, run like hell.”
“Bei-Bei ‘s waving goodbye to Washington. What did the Panda know, and when did he know it?”
“We’re OK with you bringing Tofurkey – You need to be OK with our Make Thanksgiving Great Again hats.”
