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“Turkey smothered in Russian dressing with Syrian bread? Looks like this diner is under new management.”
“Stop stressing and go to sleep. There’ll be plenty more political shenanigans and astounding gall tomorrow.”
“Fox News poll sucks? Reminds me of when you ripped into the PTA.”
“Your side hustle as an Instagram pet influencer is at odds with our ‘Big Eight’ accounting firm culture.”
“10,000 tweets a day is exhausting everyone.”
“No job. No insurance. No healthcare. No problem. Free Fox News & peanuts at the bar.”
“Another childhood milestone… pacifier to digital pacifier.”
“Conflict can give way to growth. Concentrate on what you can change in your marriage and partisan news channel.”
“Looks like they switched out the Happy Hour Menu with the Whistleblower Complaint.”
“Thinking of that Twilight Zone episode with the line – ‘It’s a cookbook!’ Well, ‘It’s a summary!’ “
