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“Brace yourself, we’re wearing white after Labor Day.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
“They made everyone come back to the office, but everyone’s on vacation. I think I’ll go home and throw in a few loads of laundry.”
“This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
‘Francine mails out cards stating she’s not sending any more cards.”
“The virtual reality series, World Hydrants, took their minds off the fireworks.”
“Sylvia launches a Cottage Cheese Podcast with over 28 lactose-loving downloads in the first week.”
“Boob sweat, dry cracked feet, melting make-up, ingrown hairs…. I love summer.”
