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“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“They demanded I return to the office when everyone’s on vacation. So, I guess I’ll make coffee, do something, and go home early .”
“We’re having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave… Who’s with me?”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
“Hello, you’ve turned our lawn to shredded wheat. For $215 a month, we want our green back… the lawn and the money.”
“When they say, ‘It’s all good,’ they’re wrong.”
“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“I can’t stand the heat, and I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
