Mowed Over

“Hello, you’ve turned our lawn to shredded wheat. For $215 a month, we want our green back… the lawn and the money.” 

Lippy Dippy

“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.” 

Werk It

“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”