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“Your cousin is stuck on the Space Station. So I volunteered you to mow their grass.”
“Would you please tell your father it’s not a DIY project if he’s involving me?”
“I feel so defeated when they insist on cleaning our toys.”
“Let’s toast to another week of crazy.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“They demanded I return to the office when everyone’s on vacation. So, I guess I’ll make coffee, do something, and go home early .”
“We’re having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave… Who’s with me?”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
