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“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“I can’t stand the heat, and I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“The dog hates them. But Milo seems conflicted about the fireworks.”
“I got real and fake burgers and hot dogs. What time are your phony friends coming over?”
“Cancel that wellness check; he posted his Wordle score!”
“We’ve lived six decades without it, so why is full-body deodorant suddenly a thing?”
“Look, TikTok has a new way to store lettuce. We’ve been doing it wrong for 37 years.”
“You know what would be great? A swim-up bar.”
