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“When your kids and all the neighborhood kids are all grown and gone, make sure you have candy corn martinis for self-care.”
“We’re running late. Someone cast a spell on our car battery.”
“At this age, I don’t care about fashion trends, social crap, and having to explain myself… But where we go to lunch matters.”
“Listen, LaBoobie, you’re not borrowing my slippers for your costume.”
“Brenda reviews Tired Old Butt Bubble Bath, only to learn it makes a better window & mirror cleaner.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Penny’s pumpkin porch display was so elaborate that visitors had to meet her in the garage.”
“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”
“What’s National Coffee Day without a little crumb cake, or a cookie or two? Asking for a friend.”
“Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
