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“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
“What’s up with these modern parents? When they say, “Hey, buddy” or “The Kiddos” … 100% Gawful.”
“This is the famous TikTok hot chocolate bomb. It is so much more than just OK.”
“Frosty the Snowman who believed in science.”
“2020 – The year everyday was a snow day.”
“May your days be filled with magic & cheer. May it be merry & bright. May you never buy us matching frickin’ PJs.”
“I snagged this season’s do-it-all pan. It replaces 8 kitchen tools, three take-out-places, and one disappointing friend.”
“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
