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“Look Rusty! My vaccination card is like your vaccine tag – Protecting others, as we protect ourselves.”
“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“Can society ever go back to just one refrigerator?”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
“Sheila summons the slow cooker universe for strength on day 343 of kitchen duty.”
“Gloria suddenly decides to parlay her plant cuttings into an online scented geranium empire.”
“Remember? Princess decides what we watch this weekend.”
“Keep cheering the Mars rover landing… Because when this is over, we’re getting the hell out of here.”
“What am I doing? Oh, just taking a staycation with the three day old paper.”
