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“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“You’re telling me that my gift is stuck on a container ship in the Suez Canal?”
“I’m OK, You’re OK – 1967 self-help book. I’m sorta OK, You’re sorta OK, 2021 self-talk.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
“Goodbye, Hostess-With-the-Mostess! Hello, Dining-Patron-of-the Nation!”
“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
“When you lose an hour of sleep-just from changing smoke alarm batteries.”
“We’ve got post-vaccination tingle and we’re ready to mingle.”
“Trending Evil-Eye jewelry is no substitute for dropping masks mandates.”
“Wait, I’m confused… Is the new, ‘You’re wrong, I’m right.”
