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“We’ve got post-vaccination tingle and we’re ready to mingle.”
“Trending Evil-Eye jewelry is no substitute for dropping masks mandates.”
“Wait, I’m confused… Is the new, ‘You’re wrong, I’m right.”
“Look Rusty! My vaccination card is like your vaccine tag – Protecting others, as we protect ourselves.”
“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“Can society ever go back to just one refrigerator?”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
“Sheila summons the slow cooker universe for strength on day 343 of kitchen duty.”
“Gloria suddenly decides to parlay her plant cuttings into an online scented geranium empire.”
