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“15K in one day from GameStop? Listen Mister, you haven’t picked up your room or cleared the dishwasher.”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
“Channel your inner Bernie.”
“When the new bathroom scale calculates 13 key metrics… For other family members.”
“Things are ominous & out of control. Time to address our kitchen storage & organization.”
“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
“What’s up with these modern parents? When they say, “Hey, buddy” or “The Kiddos” … 100% Gawful.”
