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“Girl, stop apologizing for the egg prices… Peck those suppliers, OK?”
“We don’t care about the Grammys. We’re not old; we’re selectively not current.”
“The groundhog phones it in… Six more weeks in Aruba.”
“Yes, you’re correct, I said, Dump-and-Go-Dinner.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“Lead pencils have no lead. Just chocolate, baby food, and every lipstick we’ve ever owned.”
“Ugh, I’m over it. Instead of texting Happy New Year, let’s throw our phones out the window.”
“Goblin Mode is the word of the year, and for the last 364 days, I never heard of it.”
“Stop saying you’re overstuffed! I told you to order the XXL racing tee.”
“It’s One-Pot Cooking Season. From now until March, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot.”
