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“Classic meatloaf, turkey meatloaf, meatless meatloaf, and make-your-own-darn-meatloaf.”
“I swiffed all the wine glasses. Spring cleaning is officially over.”
“I don’t think he has rabies, but he does want to trade an acorn for my water bottle.”
“Expresso martinis are everything. Caffeine, alcohol, and more foam than that guy’s beer.”
“OK, Milo- enough with the surprises.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“A penguin in a two-piece swimsuit in Antarctica. Hmmm, am I getting warmer?”
“Red Vines, wine, and potato chips… Time to celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s Day.”
“Look, I made two winning chips & dips… and one loser dip for the four NFL teams who have never been to the Super Bowl.”
“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
