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“Yes, you’re correct, I said, Dump-and-Go-Dinner.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“Lead pencils have no lead. Just chocolate, baby food, and every lipstick we’ve ever owned.”
“Ugh, I’m over it. Instead of texting Happy New Year, let’s throw our phones out the window.”
“Goblin Mode is the word of the year, and for the last 364 days, I never heard of it.”
“Stop saying you’re overstuffed! I told you to order the XXL racing tee.”
“It’s One-Pot Cooking Season. From now until March, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
“Red team, blue team, we all scream for ice-cream. How’s that for a unifying message?”
“Listen, Sweetie, who needs me when you can do Ina Garten’s make-ahead Coquilles St. Jacques for Thanksgiving?”
