Cheerful Earful

“How can I be toxic? I’m wearing polka-dots.”

Best Mom

“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”

Bag Hag

“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”

Vet Venting

“They make stuff up, and then we’re force-fed pills with peanut butter schmear.”

Face Time

“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”

Fret Club

“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.

Bustin’MaltyBalls

“What came first, the chicken or the Creme Egg? “

Full of Sheet

“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”

Wine Primer

“You can drink it from a box. You can drink it with a fox.”