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“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“I’m totally about positivity, trusting the universe, and gratitude. Now can I get five frickin’ minutes to meditate?”
“Boob sweat, dry, cracked feet, humidity, melting make-up, ingrown hairs… I love summer.”
“They sent some Home Spa kit. Two eye thingies and a loofah to exfoliate my tough exterior.”
“These days, all I do is drink and pee. So, might as well re-do the bathroom.”
“Red Vines, wine, and potato chips… Time to celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s Day.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“Even If I win the Mega Millions, I will keep my job. My boss can’t find anyone for 23K a year with no benefits.”
