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“Just ’cause we wore wide-leg pants in the 70’s doesn’t mean it works in our 60’s.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“I’m totally about positivity, trusting the universe, and gratitude. Now can I get five frickin’ minutes to meditate?”
“Boob sweat, dry, cracked feet, humidity, melting make-up, ingrown hairs… I love summer.”
“They sent some Home Spa kit. Two eye thingies and a loofah to exfoliate my tough exterior.”
“These days, all I do is drink and pee. So, might as well re-do the bathroom.”
“Red Vines, wine, and potato chips… Time to celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s Day.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
