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“Hey Baby, what’s your down fill power rating?”
“It’s a chronic mess with no spark of joy. Time for Marie Kondo to declutter Washington.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”
“New American cuisine; smaller portions with fancy-schmancy garnishes costing $15 more than the diner.”
“It’s National Fried Chicken Day – Don’t tag us on Facebook.”
“My beach bag is a wine tote. My sandals are bottle openers. My sun hat has solar & psychic powers.”
“Our hotel resort fee better include pool water testing.”
“The way things are going, National Wine Day should be National Wine Year.”
“Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”
