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“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“When wine prices drop in an election year- we’re gonna need a nation of designated voters.”
“This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
“Family & friends mailing less holiday cheer – Family & friends making more craft beer. Wait, what?”
“Buh-bye corn hole, kombucha, and camo. Hello! Axe throwing, hard seltzer, and leopard print for 2020!”
“The office holiday party is now cancelled because of #MeToo. Instead, we’ll all see an inappropriate bonus in our paycheck.”
“You’re in non-fiction so we’ll keep it real: Silence that phone or we’re gonna stack you silly.”
“Five flameless candles with remotes, four fleece throws, and three honey hams later… Sheila swaps out the 24/7 news cycle for the 24/7 Shopping Channel.”
“Another childhood milestone… pacifier to digital pacifier.”
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