October 6, 2025 Walk This Way “Penny’s pumpkin porch display was so elaborate that visitors had to meet her in the garage.”
September 25, 2025 Spritz & Go “Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
September 22, 2025 S.O.S “I’m walking with hot coffee, my phone, and ill-fitting shoes, so keep your habitual complaining to yourself.”
September 10, 2025 Book Clubbin’ “Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
August 26, 2025 Season’s Greetings “The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
August 13, 2025 Float Gloat “It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
July 23, 2025 Mocktail Recipe “This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
June 5, 2025 Iced Cawfee Tawk “It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
