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“Listen, LaBoobie, you’re not borrowing my slippers for your costume.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Penny’s pumpkin porch display was so elaborate that visitors had to meet her in the garage.”
“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”
“Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
“I’m walking with hot coffee, my phone, and ill-fitting shoes, so keep your habitual complaining to yourself.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
