Skip to content
“Mona thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips since she installed a bidet.”
“I’m walking with hot coffee, my phone, and ill-fitting shoes, so keep your habitual complaining to yourself.”
“Some either hated this book, didn’t read it, or couldn’t care less. Who wants wine?”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. Until next time, summer.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
‘Francine mails out cards stating she’s not sending any more cards.”
“It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
“A hundred and thirty-five bucks later, y’all better grow!”
“Who needs to go into space? Here, we’ve got 25 pickleball courts!”
