August 13, 2025 Float Gloat “It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
July 23, 2025 Mocktail Recipe “This drink is a Shirley Skimple; No ginger ale, no grenadine, no maraschino cherry. Just ice and whatever!”
June 5, 2025 Iced Cawfee Tawk “It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”
April 17, 2025 Cheaper by the Dozen “This year I’m only doing plastic eggs, and those marshmallow things that look like you.”
April 11, 2025 Prize in every Box “Promoting flakes and flax as an ill-informed know-it-all, Sheila aspires to be a full-time cold cereal influencer.”
