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“So, you’re ditching Twitter in protest? Newsflash, you’re not even on Twitter.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“You can drink it from a box. You can drink it with a fox.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test blows up on TikTok. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“As long as we’re talking labels, I’m a Plant Parent.”
“Listen, Honey, stop being so triggered. Your privilege is showing!”
“I keep buying cordless vacuums that don’t work. There, I’ve said it.”
“They’re oversized frames to fit my personality. What’s your motivation?”
